Monday, July 18, 2011

Hail to the thrones.

I suffer from IBS (irritable bowel syndrome or as I like to call it irreducible blowing shits). This means that at random times I get excruciating stomach cramps and subsequently explosive, corrosive and offensive diarrhea. Unfortunately, this can happen anywhere at any time.

Because of my ailments I have seen many many public restrooms in my 31 years. Most of them I didn't want to see. So here I am going to chronicle my adventures in my restroom escapades. Be warned like my diarrhea sometimes these post may be offensive. So stop by have a seat and don't forget to wash your hands on your way out.